2.
The person whose cat will be immortalized forever in their kitchen:
3.
The person who caused an international egg incident:
4.
The person who should have made cookies:
5.
The person with the stinkiest house this side of mighty Mississippi:
6.
The one who proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God observes our suffering on Earth with an indifferent eye:
7.
The person who should never have investigated this sound:
8.
The person whose car currently belongs on the road:
9.
The person whose pizza was really messed up:
ten.
The person with the most vampire-resistant house this side of, again, mighty Mississippi:
11.
The person who is now trapped forever and ever:
12.
The person who had their heart broken by a sign:
13.
The person who received the new limited edition Grade 3 PS5 controller:
14.
The person with the most Italian keyboard this side of the mighty Tiber-sipp:
15.
The person whose window lived their skydiving dream:
16.
The person whose package finally found its forever home:
17.
The person who learned to never pull on what you’re not ready to tear apart:
18.
The person whose bed now contains the largest plate in the world:
19.
And the person whose boots need RELAXING: